Way back in 1930 Colonel Harlan Sanders was struggling to make ends meet. He was selling fried chicken from his service station in Corbin, Kentucky to hungry travellers. Unfortunately none of them were that hungry cos Harlan's chicken recipe fucking sucked! It tasted like char-grilled condoms! Unable to make ends meet Sanders drew a pentagram on his basement floor and summoned up Beelzebub himself! A deal was struck, Harlan traded his soul for the devil's secret fried chicken recipe and things took off from there. The Kentucky Fried Chicken franchise was born and he lived very comfortably off it until his death in 1980 at the ripe old age of 90.

The devil visited Harlan once more in late 1968 to offer him another deal. He'd make sure that the KFC shares would do well when they were listed on the New York stock exchange in January 1969 as long as the Colonel would do him a little favour. By now Harlan had sold his interest in the company for $2 million but he'd blown all that on bitches and drugs so he was a bit desperate that his remaining shares would bail him out of his growing financial concerns. The deal was struck, the devil raised the share value by $6.66 for 13 days straight and Harlan had to keep up his part of the bargain.

The deal was that he would be visited in the night by a succubus who would then steal his seed and implant it into another. He rather enjoyed that night. 5 times in fact!

On the 5th of September 1969 the scion of Harlan, the succubi & Satan was born to an American woman. That child is the Antichrist and on his 33rd birthday in 2002 he will learn of his heritage and begin to amass his cult of evil.

Now the afterbirth just flopped out and was basically forgotten about by all concerned, little did anybody realise though that it had a sentience of it's own empowered by the dark magic & evil that formed it and boosted by massive levels of monosodium glutamate which amassed in the placenta cos the mother ate literally tons of KFC during her pregnancy.

No-one knows quite knows how the afterbirth turned up in England and managed to find a person born on the same day as itself and then proceed to enter him via his ears and possess his brain but that's what happened! Over the years it developed a real taste for Heavy Metal music and thought 'fuck it, I'll write a fanzine', and so it begun!

(Legal notice: This whole story is of course a total load of vacuous lies & fabrication, don't believe a word of it. If you do believe any of this then you are a total headcase and should hold your breath 'til your heart stops beating as a service to the rest of the world. And TRICON Global Restaurants, Inc please don't sue me!)